Sunday, July 27, 2008

R.I.P.


Estelle Getty
1923 - 2008

Okay, I have a confession to make. I like the Golden Girls. I've always liked the show and, as a strait-ish man, this has always been a deep dark secret of mine. So, think of me what you will, but I was very saddened today when I heard that on the twenty second of this month, actress Estelle Getty passed away after a long battle with dementia. I will always have fond memories of the character of Sophia, who, since I was little, has always reminded me of the funny, cranky, and far too short lived aunt and grandmother I grew up around and loved very much. Anyway, even if you hate Golden Girls, she was the first major cast member of Mannequin to pass away! Oh, and don't forget Stop or My Mom Will Shoot. Classic.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Capsule Reviews: The All Ironfury Edition


The Wire, The First Season

Yet another home run from HBO. I thought my love for police procedural dramas was at an all time low, until I took a chance on this. The entire season is a slow boil toward an explosion. Its set in Baltimore, MD which is nice. Its got that big city feeling, but one thats been on the way down from its heights for awhile. It also give equal screen to criminal and cop alike, showing them both as people not just cardboard cut-outs. The show has me hooked just like Bubbles the junky is hooked on the junk!



Manhunter
Directed by Michael Mann
Starring William Petersen, Brian Cox, Tom Noonan

I recently watched this film for the first time, and was not let down. I see why my editor in chief prefers this to the more widely known "Red Dragon" film. This one has more build up, particularly the extended cut I watched, something I prefer from my thrillers. Add Michael Mann's brilliant flair for visuals and pacing, and that 1980's flavor (gotta love to hate the fashions of the 80's); and you've got a fairly timeless thriller. Now if they would just release The Keep on DVD the Barron would be most please!

Editor's Note: Stay tuned during the next week for my massive magnum opus of a post on the awesomeness of Manhunter.



Charlie Wilson's War
Directed by Mike Nichols
Starring: Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, Philip Seymour Hoffman


From writer Aaron Sorkin comes this fun abridged film adaptation of a much larger book. I found the acting to be well done, particularly by Philip Seymour Hoffman. Also Julia Roberts is only on screen like 4 short times in the whole film, so she was bareable for me. Its a film that I think most of America watched and thought "yes, see this film is ok with us imposing our way of life on other countries through covert wars". And then in the end, it slaps them in the face. Ending with the realization that this is ultimately how we as a Nation shot ourselves and the world in the foot by not spending some money on Afghanistan after the war was won. Oh and along the way snappy dialogue happens, cause thats how Sorkin rolls baby!


Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Chuck Wilson's Underrated Horror Classics: The Car (1977)

"There's nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, no way to stop... THE CAR"



Well my good friend Annubis has been trying unsuccessfully for a while now to get me to write a little something for this site, and now I’ve finally caved. I plan on (hopefully) writing a regular post dedicated to classic films of the horror genre. These films, in my opinion, tend to be overlooked, underrated, under appreciated or just plain forgotten. I even plan on re-examining a few films that I once hated but now enjoy, and vice versa. So without further adieu, I bring you this week’s classic film, The Car, from the glorious year of 1977.



The film begins with a young couple bicycling down a highway in southern California, when suddenly a car (complete with red-tinted car POV!) appears out of nowhere and begins tailing them, eventually running over both. We are then introduced to Wade Parent (James Brolin), the sheriff of a nearby small town, whose biggest problem, currently, is dealing with the effects of new girlfriend Lauren (Kathleen Lloyd) on his two daughters, Lynn and Debbie (played by real sisters, and child stars, Kim and Kyle Richards). Amos Clements (R.G. Armstrong) awakes for his daily slap-around session of his wife Margie, when he is notices a young hitchhiker waiting outsides his house playing a french horn (“If you don’t get out of here, you’ll be farting music for a year!”). Suddenly, the same car appears and runs the hitchhiker over -backing over him several times. The local police are surprised then further perplexed (“What in the hell is going on?” “Ten years of giving out parking tickets, and all this in one day”) by the discovery of the earlier victims. Luke (Ronny Cox), a recovering alcoholic, begins succumbing to his old demons when it is discovered that one of the bikers was his neighbor, Pete, whom Luke thought of like a son.



Bertha, Amos’s wife, visits the police after another beating, but refuses to press charges. Angry, Everett (John Marley), an old boyfriend of Bertha’s, decides to got to the local bar for a drink, when suddenly the car appears, nearly running over Amos before wiping out Everett. Amos, and then a local Native American woman, confirm that it was the same car from earlier. The woman also drops a few other tidbits including: “Bad things are coming with the wind” and “There was no driver in the car.” The police set up roadblocks and postpone the school’s parade rehearsal, but when the rehearsal finally begins at the local fair grounds, the car appears and reeks havoc in the film’s first big action set piece. A massive wind and dust storm occurs right before the car arrives. It runs over an officer and a few others, sending the children scrambling to a nearby cemetery, which the car refuses to enter. Lauren yells and taunts at the car (“You’re a chicken-shit, scum of the earth, son-of-a-bitch!”), causing it to throw a little temper tantrum, running it off before the cops arrive.



The car reaches a roadblock, but after bullets bounce off it, the car takes off. A chase ensues, but the car easily outruns, and then wipes out three different police cars before confronting Wade on his motorcycle. Wade fires a few shots before approaching the car, briefly getting a look inside before the car door opens and knocks him over an out. He awakes in the hospital and orders Chas to take Lauren home. They make it there, but the car soon appears, and well… things don’t turn out too pretty. The stage is now set for the final showdown in which Wade and the remaining police join forces with Amos for the final car vs. man smack down-the rumble in the desert, if you will…



The first thing that really stands out about the film is the cast, featuring A-list actors, such as Marley, Brolin and Cox, the Richards girls, Armstrong, who has been in everything, and several Native American actors-all giving realistic and believable performances, despite some hokey dialogue. (Other notable horror and genre films staring these actors include: Brolin in The Amityville Horror, Lloyd in Its Live Again, Marley in Deathdream, Cox in Deliverance, Kyle in Eaten Alive, Halloween and Watcher in the Woods, Kim in Assault on Precinct 13, and re-teaming with Armstrong in Devil Dog, R.G. in Race with the Devil, Evilspeak, Predator, etc.) The characterization is above standard for a film of this sort, making you actually care about the people not just about the action and horror scenes. The film is littered with social issues including domestic abuse, alcoholism, racism, the impact of divorce on families with children, a sheriff trying to live up to the memory of his father (who was also a sheriff) etc. Director Eilliot Silverstein, mostly known as a TV director throughout the sixties (and for the western A Man Called Horse), adds plenty of style and suspense; not to mention plenty of scares and surprises. Long, slow shots of the car approaching people who are unaware contrasting with quick, sudden scenes where the car attacks without warning. After a key death scene, the camera lingers longer than usual on the carnage, letting the unsuspected death hit home. The overall pacing is slow, but the action, when it comes, is quick and unrelenting-the middle chase and finale feature quite a few amazing stunts. The car itself is not only menacing, but also has quite a personality of its own, often toying with its victims, honking its horn when victorious and throwing tantrums when it is pissed off. We never even get a complete shot of the entire car until 46 minutes in. Music is top notch also, featuring the "Dies Irae" theme that would later be used in the opening theme for The Shining.



At the time of its release, the film was labeled Jaws on land, but I think it is more complicated than that. The film combines several genres including action, road movies, killer vehicle movies, satanic horror, and the western-so if you’re going to compare it to a Spielberg movie, I’d go with Duel. The images over the closing credits, in which we see the wheels of a car driving through a city, even set it up for a possible sequel-no doubt Hollywood is currently working on a remake/reimagining. There are two DVDs out there including the OOP Anchor Bay DVD and a newly remastered DVD from Universal. Both are bare bones though and neither feature the additional footage that was shot to pad out the TV version of the film.



Fans of horror, action and cult movies from the 70’s should definitely check out this little gem.

Chuckwilson

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Capsule Reviews: 7/18/07

Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Directed by Guillermo Del Toro
Starring: Ron Perlman, Doug Jones, Selma Blair, Luke Goss

I had intended to do a longer review of this film, but I just didn't have the time. This sequel is superior to the original in almost all ways. The fantasy elements are as fascinating and magical as the ones in Pan's Labyrinth. As a bonus we reap the benefits of Doug Jones being able to provide his own voice, instead of being dubbed like in the first film. There are some flaws here however. Many of the sequences involving the publics fear of Hellboy, and the fate of the Princess are painfully predictable and sadly not as original as they should be. Still, this is the most fun I've had at the movie's all year, even if it's not the best film. The musical number is worth the admission price alone.

Noah Soudrette


Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
Directed by Eric Radomski, Bruce W. Timm
Starring: Kevin Conroy, Dana Delany, Stacy Keach, Abe Vigoda, Dick Miller, Efrem Zimbalist Jr.


Up until the release of Batman Begins Phantasm held a very special place in the Batman film pantheon among fans. Many of us felt that Phantasm was the best "Batman" film that had been made up until that point. It wasn't necessarily the best film (Burton's visual flair is hard to top) but it was easily the best representation the Batman character out there. Some still argue that it is the best, and I feel that it falls just a hair behind Batman Begins. The thing that holds Phantasm back is the predictability of the Phantasm's identity and the short running time. Given a touch more mystery and a another 45 minutes of screen time, I have no doubt that Batman: Mask of the Phantasm would undoubtedly still be the best Batman film around.

Noah Soudrette

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Capsule Reviews: July 11th, 2008

Another slow week in movie watching. I considered writing a review of Hellboy 2 as a capsule review, but I'd rather do a full one instead. So please look forward to that.


Machine Girl (2008)
Directed by Noboru Iguchi
Starring: Asami, Honoka


There has been much hype in cult circles about this new mondo Japanese actioner. I'm happy to report that most of the hype is utterly justified. There's something for everybody here: decapitations, drill bra, ninjas, chainsaws, machine guns, yakuza, etc. I'm also glad to report that all of the females in the film are very strong types and the director seems to go so far as to turn certain conventions on their heads. What could easily been a typical rape scene is cut short by the female lead getting pissed and kicking the rapists asses. This is on the level of a Peter Jackson flick like Bad Taste or Dead Alive. Highly recommended.

Noah Soudrette


Batman: Gotham Knight (2008)
Directed by Yasuhiro Aoki, Futoshi Higashide, Toshiyuki Kubooka, Hiroshi Morioka, Shoujirou Nishimi
Starring: Kevin Conroy, David McCallum


For those unawares, Batman: Gotham Knight is an anthology film animated by some of Japan's "top" animators and written by numerous comic book writers such as Greg Rucka and Brian Azzarello. As you would expect from such a project, the final product is somewhat uneven in presentation. The animation on the whole is very high quality and your like or dislike of it will simply be personal preference. All the story threads do tie together loosely and the end product is very satisfying. Kevin Conroy returns from the Batman Animated and Justice League series to voice Batman here and his addition is very welcome, as well as that of David McCallum's as Alfred. The best story in the lot is the final one directed by Jong-Sik Nam and Madhouse studios, clearly attempting to pass themselves off as Yoshiaki Kawajiri. All in all, a great addition to the Batman universe.

Noah Soudrette

Saturday, July 5, 2008

Capsule Reviews: The 4th of July Edition!

I'm kind of low on reviews this week. I got no submissions so I had to go it alone. That combined with working all week, I'm just glad to get these three out to you. I also think these three would make great entertainment for the whole family this weekend.


Futurama: The Beast with a Billion Backs, is the second straight to video film to be released since the TV shows cancellation back in 2003. The basic plot here is that the living embodiment of heaven comes through a dimensional gateway and tries to have sex with the entire universe. I know. It’s fucking weird. For those unfamiliar with the show, this is not the best jumping on point, but I can’t help that feeling most would like this entry. It’s a vast improvement over the previous film which, while entertaining for fans, still fell a little flat. If you’re looking for something bizarre and funny, look no further.

By Noah Soudrette



Tribute is a “rockumentary” directed by Kris Curry and Rich Fox and follows the lives and times of four different tribute bands. The bands that are shown here pay homage to KISS, Judas Priest, Queen, The Monkees, and the Beatles. The stories here a pretty much what you’d expect. They are all entertaining, while at the same time being sad, hilarious, pathetic, and heartbreaking. Highlights include two fan boys of the Queen and Priest groups, a black Paul Stanley impersonator, and a trip to the office supply closet Tim ‘Ripper’ Owens used to work in. On one hand, you have to like these guys for doing what they love. On the other hand, you kind of wish they’d just get a grip. Great stuff.

By Noah Soudrette



The Grand, written and directed by Zak Penn, is somewhat of a sister film to Penn’s earlier, Herzog centric mockumentary, Incident at Loch Ness. While this film follows the tenants of a mockumentary very loosely, and also employs a few high profile stars I don’t normally like (i.e. Woody Harrelson, Ray Romano), the film is still a highly entertaining comedy. There are a number of stand out performances here. Werner Herzog makes a great appearance as an insane German gambler. The other great character is portrayed by Chris Parnell, who is constantly spouting references to David Lynch’s Dune. If you’re looking for something different and a good laugh, you’ll like this.

By Noah Soudrette